the don't and do nots of hailey hood.

this post is to help others refrain from annoying me.

i hate bad ponys.
i think a pony says a lot about the girl.
you need to poof it.
people outside of Utah don't understand.
not the BIG poof.
but enough so we don't see your scalp.
ponys CAN be fashionable.
fishnet shirts cannot.

fishnet tights are one thing.

fishnet shirts... are a no no.

please.

realize that this is not sexy.

when i was looking for this pic.

i found only naughty ones.

prooving... if you wear fishnet you are screaming.

i am a scandall.

this is BIG one.

please have order in your attempt to wash the dishes.

if you don't.

they will not get clean.

you will waste.

time.

money.

water.

and

my sanity.

if you have questions...

i will come unload and load for you.

i am not a woman of cereal.

sweet things in general.

but cereal makes me want to beat up Mr. Kellogg.

on exception i can eat a bowl of

honey nut cheerios

but seriously... this could not fill someone up.

nor does the taste appetize.

but the problem with all of it...

the sound it makes.

honestly.

even those with good manners.

cannot eat cereal without noises.

last but NOT least.

bad pens.

the ones you can buy 10 for 24cents.

this is the thing.

they run out after one thank you note.

thanks for the good deal bic.

hahaha.